If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Two Door Cinema Club
it’s Tumblrs new name
Satellite Stories rocked the stage last night at The Great Escape pre-party in London.
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
Put my music on shuffle and suddenly all my questions were answered
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home