stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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jennatakesphotos:

Two Door Cinema Club

jennatakesphotos:

Two Door Cinema Club

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speedlimit15:

it’s Tumblrs new name

musicfinlandtge:

news

Satellite Stories rocked the stage last night at The Great Escape pre-party in London.

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”


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benji. [x]

fullmoonmusicc:

Put my music on shuffle and suddenly all my questions were answered

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home